wtf i ordered coffee under the name thor and the barista misspelt it are you shitting me
the part that makes this better is that you misspelled the word “misspelled”
i didn’t misspell misspelled i spelled misspelt
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
Imagine being given a list of all the people who made you into the person you are today. And next to their name you could see the exact personality trait you got because of them.